April 1, 2010

“I’d like to order a bar pizza,” the blonde says.
“Shall I ask them to cut it into six slices or twelve slices,” the barmaid asks.
“Six please,” says the blonde  ”I could never eat twelve slices.”

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After years of being blasted out of a cannon into a net, the human cannonball went to the circus owner and told him he was going to retire.

“But you can’t”  shouted the cigar chomping boss. “Where will I get a man of your caliber?’

As it turned out, the human cannonball who replaced him was hired and fired the same night.

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A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink in rapid succession.

The bartender asks “Is everything okay pal?

The man says “my wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month.”

Trying to be positive the bartender says, ” well, maybe that’s a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet.”

“Yeah”, says the man,” but today is the last day.”