April 1, 2010
“I’d like to order a bar pizza,” the blonde says.
“Shall I ask them to cut it into six slices or twelve slices,” the barmaid asks.
“Six please,” says the blonde ”I could never eat twelve slices.”
After years of being blasted out of a cannon into a net, the human cannonball went to the circus owner and told him he was going to retire.
“But you can’t” shouted the cigar chomping boss. “Where will I get a man of your caliber?’
As it turned out, the human cannonball who replaced him was hired and fired the same night.
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink in rapid succession.
The bartender asks “Is everything okay pal?
The man says “my wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month.”
Trying to be positive the bartender says, ” well, maybe that’s a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet.”
“Yeah”, says the man,” but today is the last day.”